Happiness is working with Jack Lemmon.

France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.

France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper.

Don't be too clever for an audience. Make it obvious. Make the subtleties obvious also.

An audience is never wrong. An individual member of it may be an imbecile, but a thousand imbeciles together in the dark - that is critical genius.

An actor entering through the door, you've got nothing. But if he enters through the window, you've got a situation.

Hollywood didn't kill Marilyn Monroe, it's the Marilyn Monroes who are killing Hollywood.