Why can't a woman be more like a man?

A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn't sleep on Monday nights.

Back home everyone said I didn't have any talent. They might be saying the same thing here but it sounds better in French.

Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.

Men die but an idea does not.

With a little bit of luck, you'll never work!

It's not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.