But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.
But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking.
The remarkable thing is, we have a choice everyday regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day.
The secret of living a life of excellence is merely a matter of thinking thoughts of excellence. Really, it's a matter of programming our minds with the kind of information that will set us free.
I would love to continue in music, with writing... but I am not the kind of person who will hang around if I start to become irrelevant. If that happens, I will bow down gracefully, raise my kids, and have a garden. And I am going to let my hair go gray when I am older. I don't need to be blonde when I'm 60!
Positiveness is a good quality for preachers and speakers because, whoever shares his thoughts with the public will convince them as he himself appears convinced.
Poor nations are hungry, and rich nations are proud; and pride and hunger will ever be at variance.
There are few, very few, that will own themselves in a mistake.
As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.
Once kick the world, and the world and you will live together at a reasonably good understanding.
If you look for the bad in people expecting to find it, you surely will.
They said, 'If we put you in first class with Brian, will you do it?' So I flew after not having flown in eight years. If there's one person who doesn't like flying as much as me, it's Brian.
I figured if the plane goes down, I'll go with a great genius and will always have my name connected with his.
I was on stage and I was like I will pay someone to do my time, not only will I expect NOT to be paid, but I will pay someone if I can run off stage right now. It was so bad.
In its current form, globalization cannot be sustained. Democratic societies will not support it. Authoritarian leaders will fear to impose it.