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Comedy is acting out optimism.
Robin Williams
Optimism
Acting
Comedy
We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
Robin Williams
Years
What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.
Robin Williams
Right
Wrong
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
Robin Williams
Doubt
When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'
Robin Williams
Answers
Media
Question
When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?
Robin Williams
Family
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
Robin Williams
Nothing
You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
Robin Williams
Drinks
Water
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
Robin Williams
Madness
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'
Robin Williams
Baseball
Liberty
Poor
Saying
Want
Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
Robin Williams
People
Reason
Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
Robin Williams
Baseball
Cricket
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams
Divorce
Man
Meaning
Word
Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.
Robin Williams
God
Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!
Robin Williams
Business
Ethics
Giving